[Scene opens with James Doohan as Scotty, the chief engineer of the USS Enterprise, standing in front of a ship’s engine with a can of WD-40 in hand.]
Scotty: “Ahoy there! I’m Scotty, chief engineer of the USS Enterprise, and I’ve got a secret to share with ye. Ye see, when it comes to keeping this ship running smoothly, I rely on one thing: WD-40.”
[Cut to a shot of Scotty using the WD-40 to lubricate various parts of the engine.]
Scotty: “This miracle spray can do anything from freeing up stubborn bolts, to protecting metal from rust and corrosion. And it’s not just for ships, ye know. WD-40 is perfect for all your household and automotive needs too.”
[Cut back to Scotty, with a satisfied look on his face.]
Scotty: “So next time ye’re facing a tough job, remember: WD-40 is always on hand to make it a breeze. Beam it up, Scotty!”
[Scene closes with the USS Enterprise blasting off into space, with the WD-40 can and the slogan “WD-40: For a job done right!” displayed on the screen.]
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