An Ironic Burger King Commercial

Scene: A shot of a small actress sitting at a table in a Burger King restaurant. She has a large double Whopper in front of her.

Actress: (excitedly) Hi there! I may be small, but I’ve got a big appetite, and that’s why I love coming to Burger King!

(The actress takes a big bite of the burger)

Actress: (smiling) Mmm, this flame-grilled beef patty with all the toppings – it’s a burger lover’s dream! And at Burger King, you can have it your way.

(The actress holds up a menu)

Actress: Want extra pickles? No problem. Want to swap out the bun for a lettuce wrap? You got it! With so many options, you can create the perfect burger for you, no matter your size.

(The actress takes another big bite of the burger)

Actress: So come on down to Burger King and have it your way. You don’t have to be big to enjoy a big burger!

(The Burger King logo appears on screen)

Announcer: Burger King – have it your way.

(The commercial ends)