Tuvix Promotes a McDonald’s/White Castle Merger

[Matt]

[Scene opens with Tuvix, a character from the popular science fiction series Star Trek: Voyager, standing in front of a fast food restaurant with a large sign reading “McDonald’s/White Castle – The Future of Fast Food!”]

Tuvix: “Greetings, I’m Tuvix, and I know a thing or two about odd mergers. So imagine my excitement when two of the biggest names in fast food came together – McDonald’s and White Castle!”

[Cut to a shot of a busy fast food restaurant, with customers of all ages and backgrounds enjoying their meals.]

Tuvix: “They say that opposites attract, and that’s definitely the case here. McDonald’s brings the classic burgers and fries, while White Castle offers their famous sliders. And now, they’re both available under one roof!”

[Cut back to Tuvix, who gestures towards the restaurant with a smile on his face.]

Tuvix: “So come visit us at McDonald’s/White Castle, where the best of both worlds have merged to bring you the ultimate fast food experience. Because even when it comes to fast food, strange bedfellows can be a delicious thing!”

[Scene closes with Tuvix taking a bite of a burger, smiling and giving a thumbs up to the camera.]

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